So much shit has happened in the past few weeks that I’m not even sure what to share first. My cousins had beautiful babies. I have some thoughts on yuppies in the Mission. I had a mini life crisis which mostly means I was on my period, OHMYGODGROSS. I realized for a few reasons that I’m an old woman.
But mostly.
I had the most high-larious conversation last night at the Lone Palm.
We were discussing unwanted crushes and how it can be weird when you’re friends with a dude and he’s all up in your business trying to touch your fancy diamond and you have to break it to them and they just don’t get it. And this is what Monty said to me and Wokky.
“Ladies, do you know the secret to getting a guy to stop liking you? If you really want a guy to never like you again just give him really toothy head. Hella scraping with your teeth.”
Oh yeah? So if I really don’t like someone and I’m trying to get him to back off, step one is putting his cock in my mouth? INTO IT!
Tags: boys, cock, crush, head, jabberwokky, Lone Palm, monty, teeth, toothy head